Dog, are you bidding adieu to your tender, lickable, dangly parts? Never fear, Neuticles are here.
To paraphrase the spiel: Neuticles are the revolutionary testicular implant procedure for pets. Over 100,000 caring pet owners worldwide have selected Neuticles as a safe, practical and inexpensive cosmetic option that allows your pet to retain his natural look and self esteem.
Can’t afford canine cosmetic surgery? Take solace in the arts:
Haiku for the newly neutered.
I will meet you in heaven.
Now I gnaw on shoes.